The life of a fish pornographer can be a very charmed
life indeed. Albeit
not a rich man’s life you however still experience a very unique
lifestyle. To be unique in life really is what it is all about
isn’t it?
When I was young never in my wildest dreams did
I dream of becoming a fish pornographer. I had the same goals as many other children,
growing up to becoming a fireman, lawyer or even if I was very lucky
an accountant! All I can say is thank God I was a failure!
I came to my current profession innocently enough. It started
at the age of 4 with two goldfish. My turning point was at
the age five; my father’s drinking buddy caught me swimming
in his 180 gallon Central American cichlid aquarium and noticed I
just may have an aptitude towards fish. His realization of
this and setting me up with my own tropical fish tank full of cichlids
I credit to this day for truly saving me from a life of boredom or
normalcy. Just imagine though if this guy was a guppy-line
breeder! I truly do not even want to think of the horrors it
could have led me to.
When I was 7 my parents bought me my one and only
tank they ever would purchase towards my new found addiction, a 180
gallon tank. From
this day forward if I was to progress in fish it would have to be
through my own funds. Canadian child labor laws dictated
that I could not go out to the local factories and begin earning
my fish funds the honest way. Nor did I have any aspirations
of getting a paper route or delivering flyers like any other normal
kid my age.
I had to be creative and think out of the box. I needed
my fish fix and to get it I needed fish money, and loads of it. It
was through this need of fish funds that I came to my first profession
which has stayed with me the rest of my life… fish pimp. Pimping
fish can be a wide array of activities. From spawning and growing
out vast quantities of fry to peddle to whoever you can find interested.
Another pimping method is importing “foreign” exotic
specimens for the locals to get excited over that are otherwise unattainable
dreams for them. The latter I achieved after I swiped
my mothers credit card to start importing at the age of 12. (Back
in the day all you really needed was a credit card!)
Coming of age in my teens the fish pimping was exciting
and rewarding however I still felt there was something more out there
for me. I
found myself more interested in photography and the behaviors of
my beloved fish. Confused and lacking direction I did what
any normal high school student would do… I consulted the school
career councilor about my passion and asked about the options available
to me. Let me tell you, this woman did not help me one
bit. She kept saying with my grades I should head off to study
medicine, law or even dentistry!! How these people get paid
I do not know.
Lacking options I followed this crazy woman’s opinion and
entered university. Here once again after a few years of useless
knowledge learned I consulted with a “student advisor” and
expressed my passion for the fish. I was referred this time
to the universities lone Ichthyologist (For those of you not keeping
score, a person who studies fish! Progress at last I thought!) I
of course immediately set up a meeting with this fine fellow to explain
how I was the perfect candidate for such a career and to find where
I could sign up. To my horror though the individual I met not
only was on a never ending sabbatical not accepting new students
but had a severe and deep hatred of cichlids (my one true love) and
their evolutionary power compared to Canadian fish. Once again
I was shot down.
After completing a degree and finding out that I
could not live my life as a lab rat I had another important discovery
in my personal evolution… the digital camera. The first
ones out were grainy, horrible to focus and work with but I now had
a media to start recording my fish philanders.
The ability to take massive amounts of pictures
for no additional cost and record each and every behavior of the
fish was a very exciting discovery for me. Coupled with the Internet the ability to
express my art and share with others who may be searching for such
content was a very fascinating discovery. Later on organizations,
universities and the like even began to pay for my expenses to travel
to them and speak about my addictions! What a crazy world we
live in.
Fish porn is often like the human equivalent. We pornographers
set up the stage, in our case a decorated aquarium. We add
the participants, often meeting for the first time and are brought
in from all around the world. Next the mood is set up, this
could be as simple as the correct temperature, a clean comforting
quiet environment, a fine feeding of live foods, or if all else fails
some nice mood lighting. You are the director in their torrid love
affair let your imagination run wild!
The possibilities are truly endless. If you prefer monogamous
devote couples a scene from a Central American cichlid still sends
chills up my spine to this day with their bi-parental care and savage
courtship rituals. Maybe you like to witness a true swinger? Then
group activities of Utaka of Lake Malawi and their polygamous ways
are hard to beat! Maybe it is a bit of fetish you prefer? Then ‘Lamprologus’ calipterus and
the male’s love of midget females are for you! Oral pleasures
you seek? Then definitely check out some Ophthalmotilapia ventralis!
Recently I have also begun traveling to exotic tropical
locations to picture these beauties in their natural habitat. The
term Brazilian bombshells does not just apply to humans let me tell
you!
Bottom line is fish are fascinating and captivating
creatures. Our ability to set up biotopes within our homes and set
the “scene” for
them interact with one another keeps me coming back time and time
again. With the thousands of species available to us now to keep
these days you can rest assured I will never bore of the lifestyle.
This section of the website I will be dedicating
to my alter ego and my life as a fish pornographer. I will try to update
it as best as I can with tales of my travels to exotic locales, current
fish “shoots”, meeting fellow fish nuts and my future
exploits! I hope you enjoy.
Spencer